Judges 9

Hook

If your memories of Hebrew school involve a beige basement, a half-gnawed pretzel, and a teacher pleading with you to memorize the names of ancient Israelite tribes that felt entirely irrelevant to your life, you are not alone. It’s no wonder many of us bounced off the Bible. We were handed a sanitized, rule-heavy, child-proofed version of a text that is, in reality, a wild, visceral, and shockingly sophisticated library of human psychology.

Take Judges 9. If you were taught this chapter at all, it was likely framed as a simple, black-and-white Sunday-school lesson: Be nice to your siblings, and don't be greedy like the bad man Abimelech.

But let’s be honest—that PG take is incredibly stale.

If we look at Judges 9 with adult eyes, we find ourselves stepping directly into a high-stakes political thriller. It is a narrative of fratricide, mercenary armies, a talking-tree parable that functions as a scathing critique of political power, and a warlord who meets his end when a woman throws a piece of kitchen equipment off a roof. It reads less like a sermon and more like a collaboration between the writers of Succession and Game of Thrones.

You weren't wrong to find the children's version boring or confusing. But let’s try again. Let’s look at this text not as a list of historical facts to memorize, but as a mirror reflecting the messy dynamics of power, the cost of ambition, and the quiet tragedy of trading our creative "sweetness" for the empty high of being in charge.

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Context

To understand how we got to this bizarre chapter in Jewish history, we need to demystify the landscape. The Book of Judges is not about robes and gavels; it’s about a fragile, decentralized society trying to survive its own worst impulses.

• The Era of No Rules: The Book of Judges covers the chaotic transition period between the death of Joshua and the rise of the first Jewish king, Saul. There was no central government, no standing army, and no constitution. As the text famously repeats: "In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in their own eyes" Judges 21:25. It was Israel’s Wild West phase.
• The Insecure Legacy of Gideon: Abimelech’s father was Gideon (also known as Jerubbaal), a military hero who successfully saved Israel from the Midianites. The people tried to make Gideon king, but he refused, declaring that only God should rule over them Judges 8:23. However, Gideon left behind a massive, complicated family: seventy sons from his various wives, and one son, Abimelech, born to a concubine from the Canaanite city of Shechem Judges 8:31.
• The "Rule-Heavy" Misconception: Many adults walk away from biblical texts believing that the Bible demands blind obedience to centralized authority and human hierarchy. Judges 9 completely upends this. It is one of the most fiercely anti-authoritarian, anti-monarchical texts in ancient literature. The Bible is deeply suspicious of those who seek power, warning us that the people most desperate to rule are often the ones least qualified to do so.

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Text Snapshot

This passage is the core of Jotham's famous parable. Jotham, the sole surviving son of Gideon after Abimelech massacres his sixty-nine brothers on a single stone, climbs to the top of Mount Gerizim to deliver a devastating critique of his brother’s new regime:

"Once the trees went to anoint a king over themselves. They said to the olive tree, 'Reign over us.' But the olive tree replied, 'Have I, through whom God and humans are honored, stopped yielding my rich oil, that I should go and wave above the trees?'

So the trees said to the fig tree, 'You come and reign over us.' But the fig tree replied, 'Have I stopped yielding my sweetness, my delicious fruit, that I should go and wave above the trees?'

So the trees said to the vine, 'You come and reign over us.' But the vine replied, 'Have I stopped yielding my new wine, which gladdens God and humans, that I should go and wave above the trees?'

Then all the trees said to the thornbush, 'You come and reign over us.' And the thornbush said to the trees, 'If you are acting honorably in anointing me king over you, come and take shelter in my shade; but if not, may fire issue from the thornbush and consume the cedars of Lebanon!'"

— Judges 9:8-15

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New Angle

Now that we have the text in front of us, let’s unpack it. We are going to look at two major insights from this narrative that speak directly to the complexities of adult life: the trap of professional ambition at the cost of our creative essence, and the psychological inevitability of internal collapse when we build our lives on transactional relationships.

Insight 1: The Pathology of Empty Leadership—"Waving Above the Trees" vs. Producing Fruit

Let’s look closely at the botanical choices in Jotham’s parable. The trees are looking for a leader, and they approach three highly productive, deeply rooted plants: the olive tree, the fig tree, and the grapevine. Each of these plants declines the offer with essentially the same question: Why would I stop doing what I am uniquely made to do—producing oil, sweetness, or wine—just to go and wave over the other trees?

The Hebrew phrase used here for "wave" or "promote" over the trees is lanua al ha-etzim. The root n-u-a (נוע) carries the connotation of wavering, trembling, drifting, or being unstable.

The great commentator Rabbi Meir Leibush ben Yehiel Michel (the Malbim) unpacks this beautifully in his commentary on Judges 9:10:1. He explains that the different trees represent different types of people within a community:

"After the group of wise and good people could not find anyone suitable in their eyes, they stopped searching. Then another group arose—the wealthy, who seek the physical pleasures of life—and they wanted to establish a man who would be useful for their desires. This is represented by the fig tree, whose fruit is sweet and pleasant to the sense of taste... They seek a wealthy, powerful man who can sustain them in luxury and a pleasant life."

According to the Malbim, the olive, the fig, and the vine understand something fundamental about their own identity: they have actual, tangible value to offer the world.

The olive tree produces oil, which represents wisdom, light, and the honor of God and humanity.

The fig tree produces what Metzudat Zion on Judges 9:11:1 defines simply as matoki—"my sweetness"—and tenuvati, "my yield" or "my fruit." In his grammatical analysis, the Minchat Shai notes the unique vocalization of matoki (with a kamatz under the mem and a chataf-patah under the he), emphasizing the intrinsic, highly specific nature of this sweetness. It is a sweetness that belongs uniquely to the fig; it cannot be manufactured or replicated by anyone else.

The grapevine produces wine, which brings joy to both the human heart and the divine service.

These productive plants recognize that accepting the crown would require them to abandon their primary purpose. To rule, in this parable, is not to build or to create; it is to "wave" or "hover" aimlessly above others. It is an empty, rootless existence. It is the trade-off of substance for status.

But then we get to the thornbush (atad).

The thornbush doesn't produce fruit. It doesn't offer deep roots. It doesn't provide shade—in fact, the idea of taking "shelter in the shade" of a low-lying, prickly thornbush Judges 9:15 is a dark, comedic joke. The thornbush has nothing of value to lose. It has no oil, no sweetness, no wine. Because it is completely devoid of intrinsic creative value, it is the only plant in the forest eager to accept the crown. It has no productive life to sacrifice.

This is a profound psychological diagnostic tool for our professional lives. How often do we see this "thornbush" dynamic play out in modern workplaces, organizations, and families?

We have all witnessed the tragedy of the brilliant creative, the empathetic educator, or the master craftsman who is fantastic at what they do (their "olive oil" or "fig sweetness"). But because our culture equates growth with management, they are promoted into an administrative, bureaucratic role. Suddenly, they are no longer creating; they are spent attending endless meetings, managing office politics, and writing reports. They have stopped producing fruit in order to "wave over the trees." They become stressed, detached, and unfulfilled because they traded their unique contribution for an empty title.

And worse, we see what happens when the "thornbushes" of our world take over. These are the people who have no actual craft, no deep substance, and no interest in serving others. They are driven entirely by an insatiable need for status and control.

As Rabbi Adin Steinsaltz notes in his commentary on Judges 9:1 regarding Abimelech’s rise:

"After Gideon’s death, Avimelekh... went to Shekhem, to his mother’s brethren... and he spoke to them... saying: 'Which is better for you—to be ruled by seventy sons... or to be ruled by one? And remember, I am your own flesh and blood.'"

Abimelech doesn't offer a vision, a skill set, or a record of service. He offers only two things: tribal nepotism ("I am your own flesh and blood") and fear-mongering ("Which is better for you—to be ruled by seventy... or one?"). He is the ultimate thornbush. He has no fruit to offer, so he rules through the threat of fire.

As adults, this challenges us to ask: Where in my life am I trading my "sweetness"—my actual, tangible creative output, my presence with my family, my unique craft—for the empty temptation of "waving over the trees"?

Have we bought into the illusion that status is a substitute for substance?

The Bible warns us: when we let the thornbushes of empty ambition run our lives, we end up in a scorched-earth reality.

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Insight 2: The Fire from Within—Transactional Alliances and the Lesson of Tzom Tammuz

The second half of Judges 9 is a grim, escalating cycle of violence. Abimelech hires "worthless and reckless men" with seventy shekels of silver taken from a pagan temple Judges 9:4, murders his seventy brothers on a single stone, and is crowned king. But his reign lasts only three years.

How does his kingdom fall? It isn't destroyed by a foreign invader. It collapses from the inside out.

The text tells us that "God sent a spirit of discord between Abimelech and the citizens of Shechem, and the citizens of Shechem broke faith with Abimelech" Judges 9:23.

The Hebrew term for "spirit of discord" is ruach ra'ah—literally, an "evil spirit" or a "bad wind." But this isn't a supernatural demon; it is a psychological reality. When a relationship, a business partnership, or a political alliance is built on mutual exploitation, betrayal is baked into its DNA.

Let’s connect this to today’s Jewish calendar. Today is Tzom Tammuz (the 17th of Tammuz), a fast day that marks the beginning of the "Three Weeks" of mourning leading up to Tisha B'Av. Historically, this day commemorates the breaching of the walls of Jerusalem by the Roman army.

In Jewish thought, we are taught to ask: How do walls get breached?

The Talmud teaches that the external enemy could only breach the physical walls because the internal walls of society—our social cohesion, our mutual responsibility, our ethical foundations—had already crumbled through sinat chinam (baseless hatred and internal division). The physical breach is always preceded by a spiritual and relational breach.

This is precisely what we see in the ruin of Shechem and Abimelech. Their alliance was built on a foundation of convenience and shared cruelty. The citizens of Shechem financed a mass murder; Abimelech gave them a local puppet king who would favor their tribe. There was no shared vision, no covenant, no mutual respect.

Jotham’s curse predicted this structural collapse perfectly:

"May fire issue from Abimelech and consume the citizens of Shechem... and may fire issue from the citizens of Shechem... and consume Abimelech!" Judges 9:20

And that is exactly what happens. A minor political challenger named Gaal son of Ebed comes to town, gets the citizens of Shechem drunk at their vintage festival, and convinces them to rebel against Abimelech Judges 9:26-29.

The response is brutal. Abimelech ambushes his own citizens, massacres them in the fields, razes the city of Shechem, and literally sows it with salt to ensure nothing will ever grow there again Judges 9:45.

When the remaining citizens retreat to the fortified tower of El-berith, Abimelech and his men chop down tree branches, pile them against the tower, and burn them alive—killing a thousand men and women Judges 9:48-49. Jotham's "fire from the thornbush" became literal.

But the fire consumes the thornbush too. Flush with victory, Abimelech marches on the nearby town of Thebez and tries the same tactic on their tower. But as he approaches the door to set it on fire, an unnamed woman on the roof drops an upper millstone—a heavy, circular piece of basalt used for grinding grain—right onto his head, cracking his skull Judges 9:53.

In a final, pathetic display of fragile ego, Abimelech begs his armor-bearer to stab him with a sword so that history won't record that he was killed by a woman Judges 9:54.

This is the ultimate end of the thornbush leader: a life of violent control ending in a desperate, futile attempt to manage his own reputation.

For us, as adults navigating complex relationships, this story serves as a stark warning about the nature of our alliances.

When we enter into relationships—whether in business, friendship, or family—based purely on transaction, convenience, or shared grievances, we are building a Shechem-and-Abimelech contract. We think we are using the other person to get what we want, and they think they are using us. But because there is no genuine foundation of trust, integrity, or shared values, the "walls" of that relationship are already breached. It is only a matter of time before the ruach ra'ah (the spirit of discord) enters, and the partnership consumes itself.

The lesson of Tzom Tammuz and Judges 9 is that internal integrity is our only real defense. The walls of our lives—our mental health, our marriages, our organizations—do not collapse because of external pressure alone. They collapse because we have allowed internal compromises to erode our foundations. We have let the thornbush rule.

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Low-Lift Ritual

To help bring these insights out of the text and into your actual week, here is a simple, two-minute practice to ground yourself. You don't need any special props, and you don't need to change your beliefs.

The "Sweetness and Oil" Check-In

We spend so much of our lives reacting to the demands of our schedules, climbing ladders, and managing the expectations of others ("waving over the trees"). This ritual is a micro-pause designed to reconnect you with your intrinsic value—your "fig sweetness" or "olive oil"—and to check the integrity of your "walls."

When to do it: Friday afternoon as the workweek wraps up, or Monday morning before you open your inbox.

• Step 1: The Breath (30 seconds) Close your eyes or lower your gaze. Take one deep breath in, filling your chest, and let it out slowly. Feel the weight of your feet on the floor. Remind yourself: You are here. You are not just a collection of tasks or titles.
• Step 2: The Two Questions (1 minute) Ask yourself two simple questions:
  1. What was my "oil" or "sweetness" this week? (Identify one moment where you did something that felt aligned with your actual gifts—a genuine conversation, a creative solution, a moment of teaching, a physical act of care. This is your fruit. Note it and honor it.)
  2. Where was I just "waving over the trees"? (Identify one area where you got caught up in empty status, performative busyness, or a transactional struggle. Gently acknowledge it without judgment. You don’t need to fix it right now; just name it: "That was thornbush energy.")
• Step 3: The Wall Check (30 seconds) In honor of Tzom Tammuz, ask yourself: Is there a small crack in my internal walls right now? Is there a relationship where you are acting out of transactional convenience rather than integrity? Is there a compromise you are making that feels misaligned with your values? Silently resolve to bring a little more honesty to that space this week.

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Chevruta Mini

In Jewish tradition, we don’t study alone. We study in chevruta—partnership—where we challenge each other with hard questions. Here are two questions to discuss with a friend, a partner, or to journal about tonight:

1. The Fig vs. The Crown: If you were offered a promotion or a new role that gave you more status and power but required you to do less of the actual work you love, how would you decide? Have you ever made a choice to step back from "waving over the trees" to preserve your "sweetness"? What did that cost you, and what did it save?
2. The Anatomy of a Breach: Think of an organization, a partnership, or a group you belonged to that collapsed. Looking back, did the collapse come from an external "invader," or was there a ruach ra'ah (a spirit of discord) and an internal compromise that breached the walls long before the final breakdown? How can you apply that lesson to the systems you are building today?

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Takeaway

You weren't wrong to bounce off the flat, moralizing lessons of your youth. The Bible isn't a collection of fable-like stories designed to make us compliant; it is a raw, unflinching look at the human condition.

Judges 9 reminds us that the drive for power and status is often a cover for a deep, internal emptiness. The thornbush wants to rule because it has nothing else to offer.

But you do. You have your own rich oil, your own distinct sweetness, and your own wine that brings joy to the world.

This week, don't trade your fruit for the hollow privilege of waving over the trees. Keep your roots deep, guard the integrity of your walls, and let the thornbushes fight over the empty wind.